Past Issues
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Fear and Loathing in Brian Head -
Saturday, September 17, 2005
A tribute to the great Gonzo journalist, Hunter S. Thompson. Bombs Away, Hunter! |
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Capitalist Pigs Attack Brandon -
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
24 dead and Mayford's homeless after George W. escapes and wreaks havoc in western Manitoba |
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Canada Imposes Swine Embargo -
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
George W. is slightly pissed off when Canadian PM Paul Martin closes its borders to American pigs. |
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Computer Hacker Topples Saddam Hussein -
Friday, February 28, 2003
Old Ukrainian vs. Old Iraqi. Guess who wins |
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Semen Bartering Scandal -
Friday, August 23, 2002
Disaster is nearly averted in a gala wedding in sleepy rural Virden |
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Morden Youths Arrested -
Thursday, May 02, 2002
A Ho Down Investigative Report |
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Calgary Man Has Mid-Life Crisis at Age 40 -
Saturday, February 09, 2002
A Ho Down Special Report |
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Ho Down Reporter Attacked -
Friday, January 04, 2002
Fozzie Miller survives the Regal from Hell |
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The Listmaker's Lair -
Friday, November 30, 2001
Ma "Needles" Baley explains the inner workings of Goodwin Lodge |
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Porcupine Attack -
Monday, November 12, 2001
Taliban terrorists morph into porcupines and attack a local yokel |
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Afghan Bust -
Sunday, October 21, 2001
Canadian Storm Troopers bust a Teulon woman's terrorist ring |
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Terror in Teulon -
Saturday, September 22, 2001
A terrified population is held under the control of a criminal matriarch |
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Battle Royal to Decide Alliance Leadership -
Wednesday, July 11, 2001
Alliance leader Stockwell Day on Mad Dog Vachon and smoking the grassroots |
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Retiree's Guide to the Home -
Friday, June 15, 2001
In this tribute to the late, great Douglas Adams, Laurel battles a jealous widower, a two-headed Ukrainian alien, and incontinence |
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Recommended Reading -
Sunday, June 10, 2001
For Laurel's retirement, the Ho-down graciously compiled this list of reading material in honour of everyone who has to deal with an elder relative |
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Word on the Street -
Friday, June 08, 2001
We ask six ordinary citizens whether Laurel should be placed in a home |
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From the Diary of Kyle Baley -
Thursday, May 17, 2001
The Hodown steals a page (literally) from the secret journal of Kyle Baley. Lawsuits are pending... |
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The Ballad of Laurel Baley -
Saturday, May 05, 2001
The Elder looks forward to senior's day at Safeway |
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The Kinder, Gentler Ho-down -
Tuesday, May 01, 2001
We answer to nobody |
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Deke Baley: Man-Ho -
Wednesday, November 15, 2000
The Ho-Down presents: "A Day in the Life" where we describe the lives of ordinary "Joes" such as our beloved Deke |
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Mob Turf War -
Friday, November 10, 2000
What happens when a lowly reporter gets mixed up in one of the century's most vicious gang wars |
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When the Old and Decrepit Lose Their Minds -
Friday, November 03, 2000
A journey into the bowels of senility |
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Our Inaugural Issue -
Sunday, October 15, 2000
The first issue of the Hillbaley Ho Down and Extravaganza. We were naive, colour blind, and quite optimistic about our work ethic |
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