The Hillbaley Ho Down & Extravaganza


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Past Issues

Fear and Loathing in Brian Head - Saturday, September 17, 2005
A tribute to the great Gonzo journalist, Hunter S. Thompson. Bombs Away, Hunter!
Capitalist Pigs Attack Brandon - Wednesday, May 12, 2004
24 dead and Mayford's homeless after George W. escapes and wreaks havoc in western Manitoba
Canada Imposes Swine Embargo - Wednesday, December 31, 2003
George W. is slightly pissed off when Canadian PM Paul Martin closes its borders to American pigs.
Computer Hacker Topples Saddam Hussein - Friday, February 28, 2003
Old Ukrainian vs. Old Iraqi. Guess who wins
Semen Bartering Scandal - Friday, August 23, 2002
Disaster is nearly averted in a gala wedding in sleepy rural Virden
Morden Youths Arrested - Thursday, May 2, 2002
A Ho Down Investigative Report
Calgary Man Has Mid-Life Crisis at Age 40 - Saturday, February 9, 2002
A Ho Down Special Report
Ho Down Reporter Attacked - Friday, January 4, 2002
Fozzie Miller survives the Regal from Hell
The Listmaker's Lair - Friday, November 30, 2001
Ma "Needles" Baley explains the inner workings of Goodwin Lodge
Porcupine Attack - Monday, November 12, 2001
Taliban terrorists morph into porcupines and attack a local yokel
Afghan Bust - Sunday, October 21, 2001
Canadian Storm Troopers bust a Teulon woman's terrorist ring
Terror in Teulon - Saturday, September 22, 2001
A terrified population is held under the control of a criminal matriarch
Battle Royal to Decide Alliance Leadership - Wednesday, July 11, 2001
Alliance leader Stockwell Day on Mad Dog Vachon and smoking the grassroots
Retiree's Guide to the Home - Friday, June 15, 2001
In this tribute to the late, great Douglas Adams, Laurel battles a jealous widower, a two-headed Ukrainian alien, and incontinence
Recommended Reading - Sunday, June 10, 2001
For Laurel's retirement, the Ho-down graciously compiled this list of reading material in honour of everyone who has to deal with an elder relative
Word on the Street - Friday, June 8, 2001
We ask six ordinary citizens whether Laurel should be placed in a home
From the Diary of Kyle Baley - Thursday, May 17, 2001
The Hodown steals a page (literally) from the secret journal of Kyle Baley. Lawsuits are pending...
The Ballad of Laurel Baley - Saturday, May 5, 2001
The Elder looks forward to senior's day at Safeway
The Kinder, Gentler Ho-down - Tuesday, May 1, 2001
We answer to nobody
Deke Baley: Man-Ho - Wednesday, November 15, 2000
The Ho-Down presents: "A Day in the Life" where we describe the lives of ordinary "Joes" such as our beloved Deke
Mob Turf War - Friday, November 10, 2000
What happens when a lowly reporter gets mixed up in one of the century's most vicious gang wars
When the Old and Decrepit Lose Their Minds - Friday, November 3, 2000
A journey into the bowels of senility
Our Inaugural Issue - Sunday, October 15, 2000
The first issue of the Hillbaley Ho Down and Extravaganza. We were naive, colour blind, and quite optimistic about our work ethic

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